The Truth About Toddlers

They Don't Listen
No matter how many times you ask them to go potty before you leave the house, they will have to pee as soon as you get to the supermarket.

They Are Always in the Way.
I’ve got a car seat, diaper bag, and groceries in my arms and my darling little diva is walking at a snails pace in front of me. It takes everything inside of me not to scream, "Move it sister!"

They Love to Argue
It’s not the lack of sleep that is exhausting, it’s the constant contradiction. I say black, she says white. I say milk, she says juice. I say sleep, she says play.