3.15.2006

Does Your Hubby Need a Refresher Course?

Too tired to put any thought into a post today so here's something I thought was funny! Hope you enjoy!!!

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 2
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 3
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 4
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 5
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 6
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 7
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 8
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 9
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 10
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

9 comments:

chichimama said...

You made my day...how funny!!!!

something blue said...

I'd like to sign my hubby up for Class 4 please. I've sat through too many monotone documentaries and car/truck programs.

chelle said...

Class 5 for my hubby as long as they teach to look BEFORE asking where his wallet is!!!
hehe all great courses!!

Petite Mom Blogger said...

how funny..I'll have to show those to my hubby and see if he gets it! lol...

rhonda said...

My DH will be signed up for all classes available!

Nicole said...

Class 2 is for my DH. Cleaning up our room the other day, I ventured to his side of the room. I found 3 dirty pairs of socks. He can't put them in the hamper? He passes it on the way to the bathroom everyday.

Juliabohemian said...

the thing I don't understand is my husband will clear the kids dishes but not wipe the table, so the next day I am chiseling macaroni off of it with a putty knife.

same with their dishes. he puts them in the sink but doesn't put water in them. again, where's the logic?

tAnYeTTa said...

hilarious!!!!!!!!!

mommy on the verge said...

*FUNNY*! Class 11: Asking For Directions Doesn't Mean You Have a Small Penis.
Dr. Ruth Lecture with Slide Show. Room will remain dark for your anonymity.