"Can we put it in the oven frigerator?" (aka microwave)
"Daddy's penis is a banana."
"The farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell. High ho the cheerio, the farmer in the dell."
Hubby: "How do you like your new bathing suit."
Me: "I would like it better if it covered my roll."
Hubby: "Why don't you try getting rid of that roll?"
Thinking to myself: "Why don't you jump off a bridge?"
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hehehe!! Loving the last one!
Well I admire you for just thinking it and NOT saying it. I would have yelled at him LOL
Gah! I'll tell him that if you'd like me to.
High ho the cheerio... :)
I don't think I would have thought it. I would have said it and it would have been followed by a lone finger.
I'm all for bridge jumping....at least by the male spieces. They tend to speak with their foot still stuck in their mouths.
I flippin LOVE the jump off a bridge-girl you shoulda said it!
I'd kill Jake if he said something like that to me. Well...actually he does say stuff like that to me - but he's put on quite a bit of weight since we've been together so I rub that in his face whenever he does...
Oh, my! These are hilarious! Well, except for the whole getting rid of your roll thing, which wasn't totally nice.
I would have cried! I'm such a baby. I can say I'm fat all day long, but if I even think he looked at my roll the wrong way I'm in tears. Poor me. LOL
Things you'd never thought you'd hear... Funny post. Thanks for sharing!!
So, it's NOT high ho the cherrio? And all this time I thought.... :)
Oh boy...it was really funny until that last line...I may have SAID what you were THINKING to him...
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