6.04.2006

Overheard in My House This Weekend

"Can we put it in the oven frigerator?" (aka microwave)

"Daddy's penis is a banana."

"The farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell. High ho the cheerio, the farmer in the dell."

Hubby: "How do you like your new bathing suit."
Me: "I would like it better if it covered my roll."
Hubby: "Why don't you try getting rid of that roll?"
Thinking to myself: "Why don't you jump off a bridge?"

15 comments:

chelle said...

hehehe!! Loving the last one!

Nicole said...

I'm pretty sure I would have said what you were thinking out loud, but I would have been much harsher.

Self-Proclaimed Supermom said...

I can't even BEGIN to tell you what my reply would be to that last comment LOL!

Sandra said...

Well I admire you for just thinking it and NOT saying it. I would have yelled at him LOL

Mrs. Chicky said...

Gah! I'll tell him that if you'd like me to.

High ho the cheerio... :)

Karla said...

I don't think I would have thought it. I would have said it and it would have been followed by a lone finger.

Mama of 2 said...

I'm all for bridge jumping....at least by the male spieces. They tend to speak with their foot still stuck in their mouths.

~d said...

I flippin LOVE the jump off a bridge-girl you shoulda said it!

Undercover Angel said...

I'd kill Jake if he said something like that to me. Well...actually he does say stuff like that to me - but he's put on quite a bit of weight since we've been together so I rub that in his face whenever he does...

Caryn said...

Oh, my! These are hilarious! Well, except for the whole getting rid of your roll thing, which wasn't totally nice.

The Flip Flop Mamma! said...

I would have cried! I'm such a baby. I can say I'm fat all day long, but if I even think he looked at my roll the wrong way I'm in tears. Poor me. LOL

Gina said...

Things you'd never thought you'd hear... Funny post. Thanks for sharing!!

Juliabohemian said...

I can't believe your husband actually said that. Doesn't he like having sex?

Mommy off the Record said...

So, it's NOT high ho the cherrio? And all this time I thought.... :)

Pattie said...

Oh boy...it was really funny until that last line...I may have SAID what you were THINKING to him...