At 4 o'clock this morning, I was delirious thinking of ways to describe how loud my husband's snoring was.
Louder than a freight train.
More annoying than a jackhammer.
As obnoxious as a blow horn.
More ear piercing than a 2 year-old throwing a tantrum in the supermarket.
There's not a night that goes by that I don't get woken up by someone in this house. It's really starting to get old. Calgon take me away!!