Trying to Find The Words

At 4 o'clock this morning, I was delirious thinking of ways to describe how loud my husband's snoring was.

Louder than a freight train.
More annoying than a jackhammer.
As obnoxious as a blow horn.
More ear piercing than a 2 year-old throwing a tantrum in the supermarket.

There's not a night that goes by that I don't get woken up by someone in this house. It's really starting to get old. Calgon take me away!!


Meg said...

You poor thing! You need some sleep!

Mama of 2 said...

my dad's snoring was so bad when I was a kid that he could wake me up from 2 rooms away.

I totally get where you are coming from. I say book yourself a night at a hotel and get a good night's sleep. :o)

Ms. Porter said...

I live with a snorer...I can relate.