I find it so hard to think of something to write about on mornings that I work. I have to be up so early and my brain just doesn't function well. So, I've decided to go where no blogger has gone before ... back to the good 'ol days when I had no lurkers ... back to the days when I had no commenters ... back ... to ... three months ago!
Kids Say the Darndest Things
My daughter caught a glimpse of her daddy after he stepped out of the shower today and shouted, "Daddy has a tail!"
When J gets a shock she says, "Ouch mommy, I got a sponge!"
This morning, J pointed to a freckle on my shoulder and said, "Mommy's buckle!"
J and I were outside playing and it was really windy. She looked up at the trees and said, "Oh no, the trees are breaking!"
In the cookie aisle at the food store, she pointed to Oreos and said, "crappy-o's" Not sure why though becase I LOVE me some Oreos!
Today in Target a baby was crying and my 3 year old started yelling "Everyone cover your ears!" --juliabohemian
Oh like when monkey pointed to my hairy bush and said "mommy, ew." -- Chaotic World of Carrcakes
A few years ago, one of my stepdaughters said, "Look at that man! He's growing a bald spot!" Another stepdaughter said, "I have a bulging headache!" But my all-time favorite was when my stepdaughter asked us one day after church, "If the guy who gives sermons is so great, why does everyone call him a pastard?" -- Suburban Turmoil
What has your darling little one said that had you rolling on the floor? Leave a comment and I'll add it to the list.