3.30.2006

Can't ... Think ...

I find it so hard to think of something to write about on mornings that I work. I have to be up so early and my brain just doesn't function well. So, I've decided to go where no blogger has gone before ... back to the good 'ol days when I had no lurkers ... back to the days when I had no commenters ... back ... to ... three months ago!

Kids Say the Darndest Things

My daughter caught a glimpse of her daddy after he stepped out of the shower today and shouted, "Daddy has a tail!"

When J gets a shock she says, "Ouch mommy, I got a sponge!"

This morning, J pointed to a freckle on my shoulder and said, "Mommy's buckle!"

J and I were outside playing and it was really windy. She looked up at the trees and said, "Oh no, the trees are breaking!"

In the cookie aisle at the food store, she pointed to Oreos and said, "crappy-o's" Not sure why though becase I LOVE me some Oreos!

Today in Target a baby was crying and my 3 year old started yelling "Everyone cover your ears!" --juliabohemian

Oh like when monkey pointed to my hairy bush and said "mommy, ew." -- Chaotic World of Carrcakes

A few years ago, one of my stepdaughters said, "Look at that man! He's growing a bald spot!" Another stepdaughter said, "I have a bulging headache!" But my all-time favorite was when my stepdaughter asked us one day after church, "If the guy who gives sermons is so great, why does everyone call him a pastard?" -- Suburban Turmoil




What has your darling little one said that had you rolling on the floor? Leave a comment and I'll add it to the list.

10 comments:

Kristen said...

Daddy has a tail?!

ahahahahahahahahahaha

That's a good one.

rhonda said...

Oh NO! My kids always said Daddy's got a tail too! That is so funny.

My son calls his a 'twiggin' short for Twig and Berries :)

Suburban Turmoil said...

A few years ago, one of my stepdaughters said, "Look at that man! He's growing a bald spot!"

Another stepdaughter said, "I have a bulging headache!"

But my all-time favorite was when my stepdaughter asked us one day after church, "If the guy who gives sermons is so great, why does everyone call him a pastard?"

Carrcakes said...

Oh like when monkey pointed to my hairy bush and said "mommy, ew."

~d said...

T2b got me candy for my b-day. So we wake up this Am and his father says tells your Mom happy Birthday, he strats screaming and wailing I wan the candy we bought at Target. I had to tell him that he and Daddy had not wrapped it yet, but that I would be happy to share it with him after they wrapped it and gave it to me.
AND the same kid has this horrible scratch on his face-he told his teacher that I DID IT !! I was like: you little goat, I did not, you fell against the wondow when you were running around.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Mine has told me that we don't need a Walgreen's on every corner!

~d said...

the shame is: I can sing it, and taste a Monte Cristo all at one time! Mmmm !

Juliabohemian said...

today in Target a baby was crying and my 3 year old started yelling "Everyone cover your ears!"

heidi said...

OMG...daddy has a tail...that is great! WHen I have kids someday, I'm totally going to tell them it's a tail. What? I'll tell them the truth at SOME point.

Thanks for stopping by.

Prudence said...

Here is my little funny from y 5 yr old son Ryan... It includes a picture, so you actually have to see it on my blog (hope you don't mind)

http://kneadingdough.blogspot.com/2006/01/goose-catcher.html