5.08.2006

50 Cent For Toddlers

Go shorty
It's your bath day
We gon' scrub it like it's your bath day
We gon' kick it slippery like it's your bath day
And you know we gon' get our duck
cause it's your bath day!

You can find me In Da Tub
Bottle full of Bub
Momma I want to get clean
I need to get wet cause
I'm into keeping clean, I ain't into dirty scuzz
So come give me a hug
If you're into soapy love.

My eyes they watch the water flow
I bring my toys and things
My Pooh, my Elmo, my robe, my jammies
Look mama I done cleaned up and I ain't blue.

J-Unit

Ok so I couldn't do the whole song, but this is hard. Mad props to GGC for keeping it real!

18 comments:

melissa said...

Ha!! This is hilarious and perfect.

The Flip Flop Mamma! said...

That's great! Too funny! found you on another site, glad I did!

Petite Mom Blogger said...

That is just too cute! LOL! I really really like it!

motherhooduncensored said...

You go girl. I'm impressed!

Mommy off the Record said...

Too funny! Major props on the scuzz, hug, love end rhymn!

Juliabohemian said...

now I don't feel so bad...

I made up a parody of Bob Marley's "Jammin'" Except it's called "Pajamas"
"Pajamas....I wear pajamas with you...Pajamas...I hope you like pajamas too..."

nevermind

Christina_the_wench said...

Word.....(flashes bath signs)

Way cute...props!

Pattie said...

*Flicking a lighter to you*

cute...too cute!

Christina said...

That. is. awesome!

~d said...

You. totally. Rock! ( and so does your SONG !! )

Meg said...

Hilarious! I could never be that creative. We are soooo singing this at bathtime!

Nancy said...

That was hilarious! Work it, girlfriend!

Zephra said...

Now THAT is cute. I will have to start singing that at bath time.

something blue said...

Cheers loudly!

I can picture the music video...

mommy on the verge said...

SUWEET! YO DAWG, YOU GET CHEERS FROM MY DOG POUND! THAT WAS HOT DUDE!

Mrs. Chicky said...

FAAAAN-tastic! I'm going to be humming that all day.

Jamie said...

LOVE it! That is hilarious. Now I've got that song stuck in my head.

Mama C-ta said...

LOL love it! Oh yeah, off to rap to my boy!