5.08.2006

50 Cent For Toddlers

Go shorty
It's your bath day
We gon' scrub it like it's your bath day
We gon' kick it slippery like it's your bath day
And you know we gon' get our duck
cause it's your bath day!

You can find me In Da Tub
Bottle full of Bub
Momma I want to get clean
I need to get wet cause
I'm into keeping clean, I ain't into dirty scuzz
So come give me a hug
If you're into soapy love.

My eyes they watch the water flow
I bring my toys and things
My Pooh, my Elmo, my robe, my jammies
Look mama I done cleaned up and I ain't blue.

J-Unit

Ok so I couldn't do the whole song, but this is hard. Mad props to GGC for keeping it real!

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha!! This is hilarious and perfect.

Anonymous said...

That's great! Too funny! found you on another site, glad I did!

PetiteMommy said...

That is just too cute! LOL! I really really like it!

Anonymous said...

You go girl. I'm impressed!

Cristina said...

Too funny! Major props on the scuzz, hug, love end rhymn!

Christina_the_wench said...

Word.....(flashes bath signs)

Way cute...props!

The Domesticator said...

*Flicking a lighter to you*

cute...too cute!

Christina said...

That. is. awesome!

~d said...

You. totally. Rock! ( and so does your SONG !! )

Meg said...

Hilarious! I could never be that creative. We are soooo singing this at bathtime!

Anonymous said...

That was hilarious! Work it, girlfriend!

Zephra said...

Now THAT is cute. I will have to start singing that at bath time.

ms blue said...

Cheers loudly!

I can picture the music video...

Mom on the Run said...

SUWEET! YO DAWG, YOU GET CHEERS FROM MY DOG POUND! THAT WAS HOT DUDE!

Chicky Chicky Baby said...

FAAAAN-tastic! I'm going to be humming that all day.

Anonymous said...

LOVE it! That is hilarious. Now I've got that song stuck in my head.

Anonymous said...

LOL love it! Oh yeah, off to rap to my boy!