To lie and tell your daughter the VCR is broken when it really isn't because you can't stand to watch "Bear in the Big Blue House" one more time?
To put your daughter to bed at 6:30 because she's being a total terror and all you want to do is put your feet up on the couch and watch "Access Hollywood?"
To send your daughter to school in her pajamas because she refuses to get dressed?
To let your daughter eat macaroni and cheese for dinner EVERY NIGHT?
To get excited about going to work in the morning?
To be unsure about whether or not you want a second child?