Ode to Patrick Dempsey
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, every Sunday night.
For that 5 o'clock shadow, so sexy it's true.
I love thee for your perfect hair too.
I love thee freely for your steamy stare;
I wish I could see you in your underwear.
I love thee purely, you know just how to please me.
I love thee with a passion, Dr. McDreamy
With my TV, --- I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death (or reruns).