An Open Letter to Noggin:
To Whom it May Concern,
"Oobi"? What the hell, Noggin? It is a hand with eyes on it! Oobi has terrible grammar and the whole show is insanely annoying. You call this crap educational?
Moving on, I would like to address "Max and Ruby". Where are the parents of these bunnies? Max is clearly misbehaving for some sort of adult attention. It is depressing. Have they been abandoned? Poor little Ruby shouldn't be responsible for her young brother. She is just a child herself.
Also, in the "Everywhere I Go" song there seems to be a problem. Don't get me wrong, I like Moose A. Moose and Zee. I like their songs, they are catchy and clever, but when you use the line "bellies are the buttonest" (and I don't even think buttonest is a word) you show Zee's belly button. Now, I'm no ornithologist, but I do know that birds are hatched from eggs and therefore shouldn't have belly buttons. Belly buttons are a mammalian trait being what is left when the umbilical chord is clipped, right? Can we try not to confuse the children any more?
These are not my only issues with your programming, but if you could start by addressing these few concerns it would be greatly appreciated.
Yours Truly,
Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah
Amen! I hope you enjoyed reading this guest post from the lovely Sarah at Sarah and the Goon Squad. Sarah is the SAHM of two year old twins living in the DC Metro area with a football addiction. You can read her at Sarah and the Goon Squad, Draft Day Suit, BlogHer and Best Bucs Blog. I'm over at her place today for the blog exchange so be sure to stop by and say hello!!
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